kisschases:

if i ever date a famous person and got hate for it I’d honestly be the most sarcastic bitch ever to them I’d be like lol can’t hear you over the great sex we just had

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flamingegg:

pros to dating me:

  • i’ll actually respond to ur text
  • u can literally kiss me whenever u want (esp random neck kisses like yes please)
  • we can hold hands
  • butt touches
  • cuddles? ? ? yes good
  • i’ll play with your hair
  • u don’t have to worry about me liking other people bc i’m annoyed by almost everyone
  • smooches

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drarna:

i may not be your cup of tea but i’m your 10th shot of tequila

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snorlaxatives:

waking up and realizing you still have more time to sleep

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fagbitch2007:

the only 6 pack i need image

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lvysaur:

osamah:

lvysaur:

i could use a good laugh

haha

thanks

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